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Article:The Closer it Gets to Midnight
Closer you get to kissing that girl you likeGuys who kissed that girl you likeKnowledge of the lyrics to "Auld Lang Syne"NoiseActual words heard"I mean, like, if you don't find anyone, and I don't find anyone, want to just like, I mean, whatever,...
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Article:The Crappier your Winter Coat is
Classes missed due to bad weatherParties missed due to bad weather Bums willing to trade coatsTauntauns killed and slept inside for warmthThe frequency with which you call foul during a snowball fightMom: "I can't believe you still wear that...
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Article:The More Time You Spend in the Library
Hottness of old librarianStraightness of your spineRealizations you're studying the wrong book/chapter/subjectSanityAttempts made to download porn on your school's high-speed internet while you think no one is aroundFacebook status message...
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4 weeks ago -
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Article:How Much of a Douche your RA is
Number of Drunken Floor PartiesNumber of "Funarrific" Floor PartiesLikelihood that you will be friendsNumber of people's doors always open"I don't care what you guys do, as long as I don't see it"How bullsh*t it is that you got bustedWillingness...
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1 month ago -
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Article:How Old You Are On Halloween
How scared you getSmarties eatenToilet paper used for treesToilet paper used for sugar-related IBS episodesPotential sexiness of your costumeWillingness to give away candyLikelihood of being a corpse for Halloween
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2 months ago -
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Article:The Closer Midterms Get
Parties that you swear you're only going to stop by for a little bit because you really need to studyHow much you complain about studyingHow much you actually studyNightly drinkingHow easily you're distracted from workAmount of Red Bull you can...
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3 months ago -
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Article:The Longer Your Roadtrip Continues
How much you love your friendsIntensity of arguments over shotgun rulesBladder pressureHilarity of mooningNumber of friends willing to play Mad Libs with youTime remaining until friends discover your secret "Road Diary" Mockery
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3 months ago -
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Article:The More Stuff You've Stolen From The Dining Hall
Number of forks in your dorm roomThrill of stealingPlastic dishes washed at your placePlastic dishes thrown out at your placeNumber of backpacks with chicken residue in the bottomTimes you've tried sledding on a dining hall tray
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3 months ago -
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Article:The Fatter Your Roommate Is
Chances of him getting bottom bunkChances of you wanting bottom bunkLocker room stink George Foreman grills in roomActual grills in roomActual girls in roomRamen stash quantity
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4 months ago -
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Article:Your Freshman Year
New FriendsDiarrheaWeightDude, I was NOT beating off at your desk! I knew you were still sleeping in your bed. It was a JOKE!Times you've watched "Super Troopers"Different hoodies wornMatressess replac...no, because I had to get a new...
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4 months ago -
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Article:Reality by Height
How funny you look. God, I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to laugh. No, I know it's rude. I'm sorry. Likelihood your skin is this colorFeasibility of a career in professional tossingHiding placesFear of doorwaysChances that standing oral sex is...
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8 months ago -
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Article:The More You Play Rockband
Amount that it's your roommate's turn to use the TVReal stickers on a fake guitarGroupies f*ckedGirlfriends f*ckedHow much fun singing isAmount people tell you to learn a real instrumentAmount you want to learn a real instrument
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9 months ago -
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Article:Coolness By Age
Sleeping with an 18-year-oldSleeping with a 40-year-oldFailing testsEating at Friendly'sPeppermint candiesAll other candiesDriving a minivanDriving a Mercury
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10 months ago -
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Article:The Wilder Your Spring Break Spot Is
Kidneys in your bodyLaws brokenValue of beads in local economyTime spent untagging yourself in Facebook pictures after your returnLikelihood the water you're drinking is this colorTigers seenTigers wrestled
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10 months ago -
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Article:The More Your Parents Love You
Student loansNumber of convertiblesNumber of siblingsPizza dinners!How "talented and attractive" you areAmount they'll set you free
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11 months ago -
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Article:The More Siblings You Have
Quality of Christmas presentsNoogiesLikelihood you're Irish CatholicImaginary friendsOdds that you have a niece or nephew who is older than youChances that you have 18 siblingsLikelihood of gettin...STEVE! What the f*ck?! MOM! Steve farted in...
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11 months ago -
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Article:The Number of Nickelback Songs You Know
The number of girlfriends you've hadAmount you know what the hell is on Joey's headAmount of gas stations you work atLikelihood that your hair resembles the end of this lineThe number of cars rusting in your yardLikelihood that you're in Nickleback
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1 year ago -
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Article:The Size of Your iTunes Library
The size of your headphonesLikelihood you use the 'rating' feature on iTunesPending RIAA lawsuitsLikelihood you know that song that's like BaaaaBOP baaaa baba badadummmmProbability that Spice Girls album is "just a joke"CDs bought in the last five...
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1 year ago -
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Article:The More IM Buddies You Have
Likelihood you have plans for Friday night:)'s used:)'s inventedAgeGroups named 'Southern Hemisphere'Time your profile is idleTime your body is idle
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1 year ago -
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Article:The More You Watch The News
Non-Perishable foods purchasedNumber of answers that may shock youNumber of answers that do shock youGovernment mind control rays absorbedBelief that eggs are good for youLikelihood that you're the kidnapperChances that you're going to have that f*...
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1 year ago